Why is no one talking about the role of tentacle voters? Plus: An upbeat ditty about nuclear war.
Finally, women get their equal pay—in spaaaaace! Plus: One mom’s helpful tips on parenting hungover.
Healthcare for all?! That absurd idea must be destroyed! Plus: Exposing the hidden dangers of teleportation. And for the last time, there’s no such thing as the pee tape.
A dispatch from Trump’s glorious robotic future. Plus: When your doctor’s a prankster!
