Nuke first, ask questions about basic geography later. #winning! Plus: An exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the origins of Donald Trump’s iconic hairstyle.

Should we listen to women and science when writing our healthcare laws? Naaaahhhh. Plus: How Trump is angling to rig the next election.

Alex Jones hosts this very special episode revealing the most devious illuminati plot yet. Plus: What could we buy if we weren’t spending all our money on the world’s biggest bombs?

Either vaccines are a massive global conspiracy to destroy children or someone’s overreacting. Plus: The life changing magic of just throwing everything you own in the trash.

Millennials are murdering things left and right. Nothing is safe, not golf, not napkins, not you. Plus: Trump, father and husband, kind of. And: Collect your own limited edition Ivanka Trump doll!

The hot white guy summer trend of 2017; being a literal Nazi. Who knew the future would suck so much? Plus: Pizza drones, the hottest Hot Takes, and a new Art of The Deal.

The bold American pastime of accidentally giving our own weapons to terrorists. Plus: A new Broadway show stars the original Blue Man Group - the Police.

Inside the mind of Trump’s most-forgotten daughter. Plus: It’s not illegal to say "abortion", we'll just take away your money and job if you do.

Who says global warming is all bad? It means more bikinis, amiright?! Plus: America is #1! In everything terrible!

Trust no one. News is wrong. War is peace. Trump is tremendous. Plus: Back-alley virtual reality.