Nuke first, ask questions about basic geography later. #winning! Plus: An exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the origins of Donald Trump’s iconic hairstyle.
Should we listen to women and science when writing our healthcare laws? Naaaahhhh. Plus: How Trump is angling to rig the next election.
The War For Your Mind
Alex Jones hosts this very special episode revealing the most devious illuminati plot yet. Plus: What could we buy if we weren’t spending all our money on the world’s biggest bombs?
Burn it Down
Either vaccines are a massive global conspiracy to destroy children or someone’s overreacting. Plus: The life changing magic of just throwing everything you own in the trash.
Millennials Have Killed This Episode
Millennials are murdering things left and right. Nothing is safe, not golf, not napkins, not you. Plus: Trump, father and husband, kind of. And: Collect your own limited edition Ivanka Trump doll!
It’s a Hit
The bold American pastime of accidentally giving our own weapons to terrorists. Plus: A new Broadway show stars the original Blue Man Group - the Police.
Take Me to Your Nazis
The hot white guy summer trend of 2017; being a literal Nazi. Who knew the future would suck so much? Plus: Pizza drones, the hottest Hot Takes, and a new Art of The Deal.
Inside the mind of Trump’s most-forgotten daughter. Plus: It’s not illegal to say "abortion", we'll just take away your money and job if you do.
Hot in Here
Who says global warming is all bad? It means more bikinis, amiright?! Plus: America is #1! In everything terrible!
The inside scoop on Trump’s insanely healthy body. Plus: Who will win the award for best sexual harassment apology of the year?
It’s Not TV, It’s Alt-Right
How to tell if you’re dating an ally man or a garbage can. Plus: Trickle-down economics is a scam.
Last Takes Till Midnight
Pros and cons of total nuclear apocalypse. Plus: Gunning for delicious office snacks.
Shake it Up
Why is no one talking about the role of tentacle voters? Plus: An upbeat ditty about nuclear war.
Finally, women get their equal pay—in spaaaaace! Plus: One mom’s helpful tips on parenting hungover.
Healthcare for all?! That absurd idea must be destroyed! Plus: Exposing the hidden dangers of teleportation. And for the last time, there’s no such thing as the pee tape.
A dispatch from Trump’s glorious robotic future. Plus: When your doctor’s a prankster!
A white male ally finally gets all the trophies he deserves. Plus: Dog parks unleashed.
Give a Hoot
Reduce, reuse, recycle—or we’re all gonna die! Plus: An aura-healing digital detox cleanse.
- Executive Producer
- Daniel Powell