Episode 1 – Health Genius
The inside scoop on Trump’s insanely healthy body. Plus: Who will win the award for best sexual harassment apology of the year?
Episode 2 - It’s Not TV, It’s Alt-Right
How to tell if you’re dating an ally man or a garbage can. Plus: Trickle-down economics is a scam.
Episode 3 – Last Takes Till Midnight
Pros and cons of total nuclear apocalypse. Plus: Gunning for delicious office snacks.
Episode 4 - Shake it Up
Why is no one talking about the role of tentacle voters? Plus: An upbeat ditty about nuclear war.
Episode 5 - Full Engagement
Finally, women get their equal pay—in spaaaaace! Plus: One mom’s helpful tips on parenting hungover.
Episode 6 – Fly Boy
Healthcare for all?! That absurd idea must be destroyed! Plus: Exposing the hidden dangers of teleportation. And for the last time, there’s no such thing as the pee tape.
Episode 7 – Time Bandits
A dispatch from Trump’s glorious robotic future. Plus: When your doctor’s a prankster!
Episode 8 – The Pawtriarchy
A white male ally finally gets all the trophies he deserves. Plus: Dog parks unleashed.
Episode 9 – Give a Hoot
Reduce, reuse, recycle—or we’re all gonna die! Plus: An aura-healing digital detox cleanse.
Episode 10 - I Want to Pee-lieve
The tape is out there. Plus, what missing a couple days of news gets you, a hilarious new cop show, or is that horrifying? And totally real conspiracy theories. Totally.