Episode 1 – Witch Hunts
The alien kids learn about more needlessly violent human persecutions.
Episode 2 – Halloween
The children celebrate the ancient human holiday of Halloween by trick-or-treating at a neighbor’s home.
Episode 3 – Australia
Greem visits the school counselor because she keeps having nightmares about the most terrifying place in human history: Australia.
Episode 4 – Voting
When the children can’t decide what game to play, they turn to the human tradition of voting.
Episode 5 – National Anthems
The museum guide teaches the children about National Anthems–songs that divided nations with many many notes.
Episode 6 – Founding Fathers
Bloo holds a meeting of the founding fathers in his bathtub.
Episode 7 – Christmas
The museum guide teaches the children about the most wonderful time of the year...
Episode 8 – Death
The children teach a neighborhood kid about human death.
Episode 9 – Birthdays
Bloo’s dads quiz him for his upcoming test on Birthdays.
Episode 10 – Vaccinations
The museum guide teaches the children about human vaccinations and the anal waffles who denounced them.
Episode 11 – AI
Greem’s family learns about A.I. at Homosapien Park!
Episode 12 – Global Warming
Yellah and Rad give a class presentation on the human historical catastrophe known as “Global Warming.”
Episode 13 – Pets
The museum guide teaches the kids about pets - the only meat humans didn’t eat.
Episode 14 – Diets
Green thinks she needs to go on a diet.
Episode 15 – Food Allergies
Yellah is sick of being healthy and wishes she had food allergies.
Episode 16 – Prison
The museum guide teaches the kids about the penultimate human timeout: jail!
Episode 17 – Serial Killers
Is Greem’s dad a serial killer. Her mom doesn’t make the strongest case that he’s not.
Episode 18 – Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Yellah teaches her sister about her biggest human hero, Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Episode 19 – Casinos
The museum guide teaches the kids how humans loved poverty so much that they made a game of it!
Episode 20 – Taxation
While over for dinner at Rad’s house, Bloo gets in a heated debate with Rad’s dad about taxes. Or... A hopeless Mzz. Tope copes with booze while Bloo boos Rad’s mad dad’s wack tax “facts.”
Episode 21 – Monopoly
The alien kids get a lesson on capitalism and friendship with a rousing game of Monopoly.